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Sarah . 19 . Australia.
avid food eater and drink drinker, self contained ball of medication, lover of music and video games
*high five*
instagram: sarahireneevans
now that we are best internet friends, lets go crazy like a 12 year old girl at a backstreet boys concert in 1999!!!!

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

officialannakendrick:

when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

did-you-kno:

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended seven employees and indicted a nurse for betting on when patients would die.
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did-you-kno:

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended seven employees and indicted a nurse for betting on when patients would die.

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